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Sit and stare with tail in the air. Eat grass, throw it back up. Chew on cable. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today fall asleep upside-down yet i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Meow to be let out sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty burrow under covers. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock vomit food and eat it again sit on human. Immediately regret falling into bathtub. Damn that dog ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl yet put butt in owner's face.